I wish I had my own R2D2. It would be so awesome. I think when I’m rich, I’m going to pay someone to make me one- imagine having an R2D2?!
Just to make your imagination go crazy, R2D2 has:
- A rocket booster
- A claw!
- A Holoprojector
- Lightsaber Compartment
- Smoke screen
- Air mattress
- And loads of other really cool shit.
Can you imagine owning something that did all that? It’s basically the robot equivalent of the iPhone 10- y’know, the inevitable phone which will grab you a paninni from Northumbria’s SU bar, iron your clothes and cuddle you after sex (with a human, robot sex is wrong).
I think this week I’ll work some more on becoming rich, so I can get someone to make me this amazing piece of art. Yeah, he’s art.